Entry 25: the toilet... stream of ideas...

before i start my post...
two disclaimers...

first...
in the after-in mentioned event...
it in no way what-so-ever involves the author of the post, me, in any sort of manner...
any resemblances in any form to any actual events is not even coincidental...
its impossible...
ok?...
it did not happen to me...

secondly...
the title phrase "stream of ideas" have been inappropriately used in the context of this post...
the need for amendment is apparent...
but hindered by an extreme laziness in build in the system...
i apologise for any inconvenience or misunderstanding caused...
please understand...
it is always easier to write a paragraph worth of disclaimer than to just change a word...

so first up...
the toilet...
and once again it did not happened to me...

imagine u are caught with a bad stomachache anywhere...
and as u desperately lunge to the toilet...
struggling to increase motion on the inside...
while desperately attempting to hold movements on the inside...
u observed that the toilet is actually under cleaning...
but the fact of the matter is u do not have much time left before annihilation...
so u asked the janitor if u can just use a cubicle...
and the kind janitor...
who kindly accepted ur request...
while kindly holding his laughter so that it is obvious there is more underneath that smile but u still have to appreciate his effort to just mind-laugh u...
points to a cubicle yet to be clean...
"i will clean it when u finish..." he says...
in a miraculous way considered he is impaired by a large amount of contradicting muscle movements...
so u quickly rush in and deal with ur calling...
and after what needs to be done is done...
u flushed only to realise it would not flush properly...
there is nothing wrong with the flush..
but some residue just stick to the bowl and cannot be washed away...

now...
what the heck do u do?...

quickly run away?...
kindly inform the janitor and ask him to clean up after ur shit?...
try to use paper or whatever available to clean the toilet before he cleans it?...
hide in the toilet and try to outlast him?...
f*** it and just trash the toilet so that there are more shit than just ur shit?...

what would u do?...
go~!...

once again this did not happen to me so do not ask any funny questions if u see me...
and if u are a janitor...
i am not the one who left shit in the bowl...

come on...
i don't even shit...
in the same miraculous way that a star do not perspire or excrete...
sweating and shitting is just...
too human...

lately...
i feel a strong sense of commitment and motivation...
like i wanted to do things with my life...

no...
not the i want to use my life to cast a protective shield over my party members kind of way...

but simply...
i have ideas and i am motivated to pursue them...

and strangely enough...
i wake up each day...
without dread...
about work...
in fact i kind of anticipate it...
there is a hidden excitement in everything...
strange in deed...

any way i will try to get a chatterbox running here so that my friend can bombard me with profanities...
u know...
comments are not enough...
u need a chatterbox...
somewhere u can write vulgar words then post them up where people can see...
preferably u write that in a text box kind of thingie...
ok wait...
i am getting confused...
what does a chatterbox have that comments cannot do?..

WTF...